why follow ur dreams when you can follow me
circumcising:

terrakion:

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

16 cm is barely more than 6 inches thats average??

do these people think these are in inches i hope not

i thought those were inches o im from america sorry

circumcising:

terrakion:

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

16 cm is barely more than 6 inches thats average??

do these people think these are in inches i hope not

i thought those were inches o im from america sorry

(via knightscrest)

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teacher:e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:tastybitch69@aol.com
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1 day ago
fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

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1 day ago

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

(via lpod)

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Posted
1 day ago

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage

this is my favorite thing

(via joshpeck)

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Posted
1 day ago

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via knightscrest)

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Posted
1 day ago

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

(via truthandglory)

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Posted
3 days ago

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via joshpeck)

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Posted
3 days ago
mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

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Posted
4 days ago
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